Then There Was Laughter

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SINCE MANY OF MY LAST POEMS HAVE BEEN WRITTEN THIS CHRISTMAS SEASON I HAVE HAD MANY OF MY FAVORITE CHRISTMAS MELODIES RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD. Being THE PERSON I AM, I COULD NOT HELP BUT HEAR OTHER WORDS POPPING UP IN MY HEAD ALONG WITH THOSE MELODIES. I GUESS GOD KNEW I NEEDED A GOOD LAUGH! HERE ARE THOSE WORDS HE GAVE TO ME. I HOPE YOU ENJOY THEM TOO! </B></div> <div> <B>DAWN</B></div> <div> <B> <A NAME="the_christmas_fool_1"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A></B></div> <div> <B>THE CHRISTMAS FOOL </B></div> <div> <B>SUNG TO THE TUNE OF 'DECK THE HALLS'</B><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > </FONT></div> <div> <B>TIS THE SEASON TO PAY DEARLY </B></div> <div> <B>HA HA HA HA HA THE CHRISTMAS FOOL </B></div> <div> <B>SEE THE TREES THEY'RE SELLING YEARLY </B></div> <div> <B>HA HA HA HA HA THE CHRISTMAS FOOL</B><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > </FONT></div> <div> <B>DON'T CHA KNOW THE RETAIL MARKET </B></div> <div> <B>HA HA HA HA HA HA HO HO HO </B></div> <div> <B>JUST GIVE DOLLARS FROM YOUR POCKET </B></div> <div> <B>HA HA HA HA HA THE CHRISTMAS FOOL</B><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > </FONT></div> <div> <B>NOW THAT WALMART HAS YOUR MONEY </B></div> <div> <B>HA HA HA HA HA THE CHRISTMAS FOOL </B></div> <div> <B>WHAT'S THE JOKE THAT SEEMS SO FUNNY </B></div> <div> <B>HA HA HA HA HA THE CHRISTMAS FOOL</B><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > </FONT></div> <div> <B>COMMERCIALISM IS THE REASON </B></div> <div> <B>HA HA HA HA HA HA HO HO HO </B></div> <div> <B>IF YOUR BROKE THIS CHRISTMAS SEASON </B></div> <div> <B>HA HA HA HA HA THE CHRISTMAS FOOL</B><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > </FONT></div> <div> <B>IF I HAD NO TAXES I COULD </B></div> <div> <B>HA HA HA HA THE CHRISTMAS FOOL </B></div> <div> <B>BUY MORE PRESENTS AND SOME FIRE WOOD </B></div> <div> <B>HA HA HA HA HA THE CHRISTMAS FOOL </B></div> <div> <B>DARN I'M BROKE NOW - CAN'T AFFORD IT </B></div> <div> <B>HA HA HA HA HA HA HO HO HO </B></div> <div> <B>IF I O---NLY KNEW WHEN TO QUIT </B></div> <div> <B>HA HA HA HA HA THE CHRISTMAS FOOL</B><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > </FONT></div> <div> <B>SEE ME NOW I'M SITTING CRYING </B></div> <div> <B>HA HA HA HA HA THE CHRISTMAS FOOL </B></div> <div> <B>EVERYONE JUST KEEPS ON BUYING </B></div> <div> <B>HA HA HA HA HA THE CHRISTMAS FOOL</B><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > </FONT></div> <div> <B>(WHEN THOSE) TEN FORTIES COME A MAILING </B></div> <div> <B>HA HA HA HA HA HA HO HO HO </B></div> <div> <B>BANK ACCOUNTS ARE SHORT AND FAILING </B></div> <div> <B>HA HA HA HA HA THE CHRISTMAS FOOL </B></div> <div> <B>DO YOU THINK SOME ONE HAS PLANNED THIS </B></div> <div> <B>HA HA HA HA HA THE CHRISTMAS FOOL </B></div> <div> <B>NEXT YEAR I KNOW I WON'T REPEAT IT </B></div> <div> <B>HA HA HA HA HA THE CHRISTMAS FOOL </B></div> <div> <B>SO MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION </B></div> <div> <B>HA HA HA HA HA HA HO HO HO </B></div> <div> <B>START IN SPRING FOR THE SOLUTION </B></div> <div> <B>HA HA HA HA HA THE CHRISTMAS FOOL</B><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > </FONT></div> <div> <B> <A NAME="first_date_lament_1"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A></B></div> <div> <B>FIRST DATE LAMENT </B></div> <div> <B>SUNG TO THE TUNE OF 'RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER'</B><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > </FONT></div> <div> <B>CHEWED OFF MY FINGERNAILS DEAR </B></div> <div> <B>WORE SOME VERY SHINY SHOES </B></div> <div> <B>AND IF YOU EVER SAW THEM </B></div> <div> <B>YOU WOULD PROBABLY SAY THEY'RE NEW</B><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > </FONT></div> <div> <B>ALL OF MY OTHER SHOES DEAR </B></div> <div> <B>MAKE ME LAUGH AND HIDE IN SHAME </B></div> <div> <B>THEY'RE UGLY, THEY MAKE MY FEET HURT</B> </div> <div> <B>TRIED THEM ON BEFORE YOU CAME</B><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > </FONT></div> <div> <B>THEN ONE BLACK AND SHINY PAIR </B></div> <div> <B>SEEMED TO FEEL ALRIGHT</B><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > </FONT></div> <div> <B>NOW I'M SET TO GO WITH YOU </B></div> <div> <B>OUT TO DANCE TONIGHT</B><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > </FONT></div> <div> <B>THEN WHEN I SAW MY OUTFIT </B></div> <div> <B>I GOT DOWN UPON MY KNEES</B> </div> <div> <B>MY CLOTHES DO NOT MATCH MY SHOES DEAR </B></div> <div> <B>I'M AFRAID I'M HISTORY</B><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > </FONT></div> <div> <B> <A NAME="i_saw_mommy_kissing_uncle_luke__1"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A></B></div> <div> <B>I SAW MOMMY KISSING UNCLE LUKE </B></div> <div> <B>SUNG TO THE TUNE OF 'I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUSE'</B><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > </FONT></div> <div> <B>I SAW MOMMY KISSING UNCLE LUKE </B></div> <div> <B>ON THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW LAST NIGHT </B></div> <div> <B>UNCLE LUKE LOOKED REALLY SWEET </B></div> <div> <B>IN STILETTO'S ON HIS FEET </B></div> <div> <B>HE LOOKED JUST LIKE </B></div> <div> <B>RUPAUL LAST NIGHT </B></div> <div> <B>HIS ENSEMBLE WAS COMPLETE</B><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > </FONT></div> <div> <B>THEN I SAW MOMMY KISSING UNCLE LUKE </B></div> <div> <B>IN A SUIT SHE WORE WITH A BLACK TIE</B> </div> <div> <B>WHAT A LAUGH IT WOULD HAVE BEEN </B></div> <div> <B>(BUT) LUKE WAS BARBIE - MOM WAS KEN</B> </div> <div> <B>LOOK MOMMY'S KISSING UNCLE LUKE AGAIN</B><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > </FONT></div> <div> <B>I SAW MOMMY KISSING UNCLE LUKE </B></div> <div> <B>ON THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW LAST NIGHT </B></div> <div> <B>TEN MILLION OTHER FOLK </B></div> <div> <B>THINK MY FAMILY IS A JOKE </B></div> <div> <B>THANKS TO MOM AND UNCLE LUKE </B></div> <div> <B>MY HEART HAS NOW BEEN BROKE </B></div> <div> <B>CAUSE I SAW MOMMY KISSING UNCLE LUKE </B></div> <div> <B>WITH HIS BIG FAT LIPS SO CHERRY RED </B></div> <div> <B>HOW I WISH I'D STAYED IN BED </B></div> <div> <B>NOW I WISH THAT I WAS DEAD</B> </div> <div> <B>LOOK MOMMY'S KISSING UNCLE LUKE AGAIN</B><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > </FONT></div> <div> <B>HOW I WISH I'D STAYED IN BED </B></div> <div> <B>NOW I WISH THAT I WAS DEAD </B></div> <div> <B>LOOK MOMMY'S KISSING UNCLE LUKE AGAIN</B><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > </FONT></div> <div> <B> <A NAME="fleas_on_the_dog_1"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A></B></div> <div> <B>FLEAS ON THE DOG</B></div> <div> <B> </B><FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" ><B>SUNG TO THE TUNE OF 'FELIZ NAVIDAD'</B></FONT><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > </FONT></div> <div> <B>(THERE'S) FLEAS ON THE DOG </B></div> <div> <B>FLEAS ON THE DOG</B> </div> <div> <B>(THERE'S ) FLEAS ON THE DOG </B></div> <div> <B>POOR PERO- YEESH THERE'S FLEAS ON THE DOG </B></div> <div> <B>(REPEAT CHORUS)</B></div> <div> <B>I REALLY WISH THE DOG WOULD JUST STOP DIGGIN'</B> </div> <div> <B>HE MAKES ME NERVOUS AND NOW I START ITCHIN'</B> </div> <div> <B>HE DRAGS HIS BUTT AND LOSES HAIR I'M BITCHIN'</B> </div> <div> <B>FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART</B><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > </FONT></div> <div> <B>(CHORUS)</B></div> <div> <B>GO GET SOME STUFF TO KILL THE FLEAS AND HURRY </B></div> <div> <B>MY HEAD IS ITCHIN' AND I START TO WORRY </B></div> <div> <B>LOOK THERE'S A FLEA BUG FLOATING IN MY CURRY </B></div> <div> <B>AND THE DOG JUST LET A FART (PE YEW)</B><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > </FONT></div> <div> <B>(CHORUS)</B></div> <div> <B>THE STORES ARE CLOSED UP FOR THE CHRISTMAS SEASON </B></div> <div> <B>CAN'T GET NO FLEA DOPE FOR THIS VERY REASON </B></div> <div> <B>THE DOG IS SMELLING UP MY HOUSE IT'S TREASON </B></div> <div> <B>HOLD MY NOSE I'M GONNA BARF!</B><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > </FONT></div> <div> <B>(CHORUS)</B><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > </FONT></div> <div> <B>I'M GOING CRAZY GOTTA PUT THE DOG OUT </B></div> <div> <B>BUT THE COLD WOULD MAKE HIM WORSE </B></div> <div> <B>HE HAS GOUT </B></div> <div> <B>SCRATCHY, STINKY, LIMPY, DOG IS NO DOUBT</B><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > </FONT></div> <div> <B>JUST ABOUT TO FALL APART</B></div> <div> <B>(CHORUS)</B><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > </FONT></div> <bR> <div> <B>THE END</B></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="id26.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="My Poetry"><U><B><U>GO BACK TO POETRY</U></B></U></A></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="id64.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Christmas Poetry"><U><B><U>GO BACK TO PREVIOUS POETRY(CHRISTMAS POETRY)</U></B></U></A></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="id18.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Table of Contents"><U><B><U>GO TO TABLE OF CONTENTS</U></B></U></A></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="id3.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Products and Services"><U><B><U>GO TO PRODUCTS & SERVICES</U></B></U></A><A HREF="id3.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Products and Services"><U><U> </U></U></A></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="id2.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="About Us"><U><B><U>GO TO ABOUT US</U></B></U></A><A HREF="id2.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="About Us"><U><U> </U></U></A></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="id6.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Contact Us"><U><B><U>CONTACT US</U></B></U></A></div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>  <script type="text/javascript" language="JavaScript">var site="S10michaud"</script> <script type="text/javascript" language="JavaScript1.2" src="http://s10.sitemeter.com/js/counter.js?site=S10michaud"> </script> <noscript> <a href="http://s10.sitemeter.com/stats.asp?site=S10michaud" target="_top"> <img src="http://s10.sitemeter.com/meter.asp?site=S10michaud" alt="Site Meter" border="0"/></a> </noscript>    </B></div> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>