FLEAS ON THE DOG : SONG
SUNG TO THE TUNE OF 'FELIZ NAVIDAD'
(THERE'S) FLEAS ON THE DOG
FLEAS ON THE DOG
(THERE'S ) FLEAS ON THE DOG
POOR PERO- YEESH THERE'S FLEAS ON THE DOG
(REPEAT CHORUS)
I REALLY WISH THE DOG WOULD JUST STOP DIGGIN'
HE MAKES ME NERVOUS AND NOW I START ITCHIN'
HE DRAGS HIS BUTT AND LOSES HAIR I'M BITCHIN'
FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART
(CHORUS)
GO GET SOME STUFF TO KILL THE FLEAS AND HURRY
MY HEAD IS ITCHIN' AND I START TO WORRY
LOOK THERE'S A FLEA BUG FLOATING IN MY CURRY
AND THE DOG JUST LET A FART (PE YEW)
(CHORUS)
THE STORES ARE CLOSED UP FOR THE CHRISTMAS SEASON
CAN'T GET NO FLEA DOPE FOR THIS VERY REASON
THE DOG IS SMELLING UP MY HOUSE IT'S TREASON
HOLD MY NOSE I'M GONNA BARF!
(CHORUS)
I'M GOING CRAZY GOTTA PUT THE DOG OUT
BUT THE COLD WOULD MAKE HIM WORSE
HE HAS GOUT
SCRATCHY, STINKY, LIMPY, DOG IS NO DOUBT
JUST ABOUT TO FALL APART
(CHORUS)
